Idiosynthesize

Because, months later, the 'you were my greatest creation' line still pissed me off. An attempt to make it slightly better.

Title: Last Memories
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Rating: PG-13 for canon suicide.
Word Count: 181
Characters: Director
Summary: He has a lot of regrets in his life, even if he never mentioned them.

( The videos are short, disjointed, the order jumping randomly as they play. )

I still love this ship, even after the trainwreck that was season 10. But because of the problematic portrayal of their relationship in the season, I've been wanting- to read and write -something about them that wasn't romance or tragedy. Something that reminded me about why I thought they were so strong together: the fact that they treat each other as equals. It's actually pretty sad that it took me this long to come up with something along those lines.

Title: Unsolicited Advice
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Rating: PG
Word Count: 462
Characters: Carolina, York
Summary: Someone doesn't like coming in second.

( Good God, how fast are you? )

Ooooooh god, this is what happens when I don't go on lj for a long time. What is this new posting format????

Title: Smooth Operator
Fandom: Red vs Blue/Portal
Rating: G
Word Count: 2564
Characters: Carolina, Church, Chell, GLaDOS
Summary: When boy AI meets girl AI. Or something like it.


( But if she tries to stab you in the face and rip me out of your head: I told you so. )

Title: Hair Apparent
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Rating: PG-13 for implications?
Word Count: 342
Characters: York, South, North, Carolina
Summary: Just a little something about discretion. And I'm sorry for the title maybe.

( In the future, you might want to keep a comb on you. )

Title: Home Gardening
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Rating: G
Word Count: 573
Characters: Doc, Donut
Summary: Doc and Donut, before episode 15.

( You got bored of dying? )

Can you believe it's been over a year since I last wrote porn? Damn near a year and a half, actually. I'm so out of practice...

Title: 5 Simple Ways to Please Your Man
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4494
Characters: Simmons, Grif, Donut
Summary: Written for the kink meme, now with editing! Simmons looks for tips on seducing Grif in Donut's magazines.

( If anyone can help awkward and sexually inexperienced people spice up their love life, it's them. )

Title: A Laugh Riot
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Rating: PG
Word Count: 232
Characters: York, Wyoming
Summary: It's the battle of the laughs.

( Seriously, man- there is no such thing as a funny knock knock joke. )

Title: All for You 2
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 8169
Characters: North, South, Theta, Wyoming, the Director
Summary: North, from implantation to death, and how Theta changed him.

Part 1

( Whatever the universe wanted to throw at him, North could take it. )

Title: The Ghost of a Smile
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3251
Characters: Carolina, York, Delta, Epsilon, Wash, the Director, Maine, Caboose, Tucker
Summary: AU in which York received Epsilon and Carolina received Delta.

( Just stood there, still looking like someone else wearing his body. )

Title: Freelancer Academy: Illegally Blonde
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Rating: PG-13 for language
Word Count: 387
Characters: York, North, Wash
Summary: A prank goes awry.

( I stole that, like, five months ago. Uh... don't tell anyone. )