Idiosynthesize

Can you believe it's been over a year since I last wrote porn? Damn near a year and a half, actually. I'm so out of practice...

Title: 5 Simple Ways to Please Your Man
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4494
Characters: Simmons, Grif, Donut
Summary: Written for the kink meme, now with editing! Simmons looks for tips on seducing Grif in Donut's magazines.

( If anyone can help awkward and sexually inexperienced people spice up their love life, it's them. )

I obsess over strange things. And forced to spend damn near all day doing literally nothing, I managed to sneak in a couple drabbles (long drabbles, really). All of them on Red vs Blue. Because, like I said, I obsess over strange things.

Title: The Closet Affair
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 599
Characters: Red side, with a cameo by the Blue Team
Summary: A closet and an actor. And everyone still hates Grif.


( Anything you say can and will be used against you, pervert. )