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ajremixKeigo and Chizuru. Two first in one go.
Title: Classroom Dissonance
Fandom: Bleach
Rating: PG-13 for swearing and sexual reference
Word Count: 690
Characters: Karakura Shinigami and Keigo and Chizuru for some added fun
Summary: Spoilers for chapter 195. Because Hitsugaya and boobs are fun in any world.
It started out with a normal occurrence that got blown out of proportion. A normal occurrence, that is, if you’ve worked with the 10th division’s captain and vice-captain long enough. It, like many other similar occurrences, was simply Hitsugaya walking in one direction and Rangiku walking in the other, normally around a corner, and ended up with Hitsugaya getting a face full of breasts.
Rangiku smiled apologetically. “Sorry about that.” And Hitsugaya gave her his well-worn grunt of displeasure. And both went on as if nothing unusual happened. Because when you’re breast-level to Chesty McJuggs, it’s something that generally happens at least once a week.
Of course, to everyone else, though, this is generally looked upon as a ‘big thing’.
Because all the guys and a couple of the girls would’ve given ANYTHING to have been Hitsugaya at that moment as Rangiku never let anyone else remotely near her chest.
So all the kids in class referred to Hitsugaya with reverence and that was fine with him as he was a captain, dammit. It was about time they learned some respect even if he didn’t care to find out why.
Until, between classes, he got cornered.
“Tell us!” He shrank under the wild eyes of Chizuru and Keigo. “Tell us how you can get so close to the Valley of the Gods!”
He blinked. “What?”
“The Twin Peaks! The Path of Eden!”
“What are you talking bout?” Hitsugaya snapped.
“Matsumoto-san’s breasts!” Keigo explained.
Chizuru licked her lips. “Are they as silky as they look?”
“Does she put perfume there?”
“Does she wear a lacey bra?”
“Are they firm or soft?”
“Have you gotten far with her?”
“Have you ever licked them before?”
“Oooo! Maybe nibble them!”
“Yeah, yeah! Do you think she’s a screamer?”
“THAT’S ENOUGH!” Hitsugaya flailed, so red-faced he looked like he was dipped in pain. “Get away from me, you sick freaks!”
“Wait, wait!” They chased after him. “You haven’t answered our questions!”
“NO! Go away!”
On the other side of the classroom, Renji, Ikkaku and Yumichika were playing poker. “Captain’s gettin’ picked on again.” Renji noted, idly dealing the fourth round.
“Yeah.” Ikkaku looked at his hand, unimpressed. “Loser gets to help him, I guess?”
“Works for me.” He dealt the final round.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
Yumichika sighed and got up. “I’ll take care of it.” And muttered to himself, ‘lazy bastards’. A full ten seconds went by before Ikkaku picked up Yumichika’s hand.
“Oi, fucker.” Renji growled. “That’s cheating.”
“No, it ain’t. Just enchancin’ the deck is all.” He paused. “You need a three?”
“Naw.”
“Oh. ‘Cause he’s got a triple, right now.”
“Ah, Keigo-kun! Chizuru-chan!” Yumichika twittered. “Just the people I was looking for!”
“Gasp! A guy!”
“Not just any guy!” Keigo cried. “The GAY one!”
Yumichika beamed. “Can you explain the math assignment? I didn’t get it at all!”
Hitsugaya panted, ducking behind the other two shinigami. “Yo, Captain.” Renji said as they raped Yumichika’s discarded hand. “Havin’ fun?”
He shuddered. “Disgusting freaks.”
“Hey, Renji. Trade you an eight for a two.”
“The fuck you think this is? Go Fish?” But switched the cards anyway.
Rangiku, of course, chose that time to step in. “Why, Captain! Are you hiding again?” Then asked in her best ‘let’s-piss-off-Captain’ voice (also called the baby-talk voice) “Has someone been teasing you again?”
Hitsugaya jabbed an accusing finger at her chest. “You two stay away from me.”
She giggled, obviously enjoying the charade far too much. “Poor Toshirou-kun! Let me hug ALL your troubles away!”
“No! Stop that!”
“Haha!” Ikkaku slapped his hand on the desk. “Low straight! Beat that!”
“You cheating bastard! Half that’s from Yumi’s hand and the other half’s from me! Like hell you win!”
“Feh! YOU weren’t stoppin’ me! Fuckin’ accessory’s what you are.”
“Matsumoto-dammit! Go away!”
“But Toshirou-kun! They just want to say hi!”
“Matsumoto-san! I’ll say hi to them!”
“Keigo, bastard! Don’t leave me with HIM!”
“And this problem? PLEASE help me with that? Pretty pretty please?”
Two people watched this from the doorway, afraid to set foot in the class. Eventually, Tatsuki turned to Ichigo and said, “Your new friends are completely insane.”
Title: Classroom Dissonance
Fandom: Bleach
Rating: PG-13 for swearing and sexual reference
Word Count: 690
Characters: Karakura Shinigami and Keigo and Chizuru for some added fun
Summary: Spoilers for chapter 195. Because Hitsugaya and boobs are fun in any world.
It started out with a normal occurrence that got blown out of proportion. A normal occurrence, that is, if you’ve worked with the 10th division’s captain and vice-captain long enough. It, like many other similar occurrences, was simply Hitsugaya walking in one direction and Rangiku walking in the other, normally around a corner, and ended up with Hitsugaya getting a face full of breasts.
Rangiku smiled apologetically. “Sorry about that.” And Hitsugaya gave her his well-worn grunt of displeasure. And both went on as if nothing unusual happened. Because when you’re breast-level to Chesty McJuggs, it’s something that generally happens at least once a week.
Of course, to everyone else, though, this is generally looked upon as a ‘big thing’.
Because all the guys and a couple of the girls would’ve given ANYTHING to have been Hitsugaya at that moment as Rangiku never let anyone else remotely near her chest.
So all the kids in class referred to Hitsugaya with reverence and that was fine with him as he was a captain, dammit. It was about time they learned some respect even if he didn’t care to find out why.
Until, between classes, he got cornered.
“Tell us!” He shrank under the wild eyes of Chizuru and Keigo. “Tell us how you can get so close to the Valley of the Gods!”
He blinked. “What?”
“The Twin Peaks! The Path of Eden!”
“What are you talking bout?” Hitsugaya snapped.
“Matsumoto-san’s breasts!” Keigo explained.
Chizuru licked her lips. “Are they as silky as they look?”
“Does she put perfume there?”
“Does she wear a lacey bra?”
“Are they firm or soft?”
“Have you gotten far with her?”
“Have you ever licked them before?”
“Oooo! Maybe nibble them!”
“Yeah, yeah! Do you think she’s a screamer?”
“THAT’S ENOUGH!” Hitsugaya flailed, so red-faced he looked like he was dipped in pain. “Get away from me, you sick freaks!”
“Wait, wait!” They chased after him. “You haven’t answered our questions!”
“NO! Go away!”
On the other side of the classroom, Renji, Ikkaku and Yumichika were playing poker. “Captain’s gettin’ picked on again.” Renji noted, idly dealing the fourth round.
“Yeah.” Ikkaku looked at his hand, unimpressed. “Loser gets to help him, I guess?”
“Works for me.” He dealt the final round.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
Yumichika sighed and got up. “I’ll take care of it.” And muttered to himself, ‘lazy bastards’. A full ten seconds went by before Ikkaku picked up Yumichika’s hand.
“Oi, fucker.” Renji growled. “That’s cheating.”
“No, it ain’t. Just enchancin’ the deck is all.” He paused. “You need a three?”
“Naw.”
“Oh. ‘Cause he’s got a triple, right now.”
“Ah, Keigo-kun! Chizuru-chan!” Yumichika twittered. “Just the people I was looking for!”
“Gasp! A guy!”
“Not just any guy!” Keigo cried. “The GAY one!”
Yumichika beamed. “Can you explain the math assignment? I didn’t get it at all!”
Hitsugaya panted, ducking behind the other two shinigami. “Yo, Captain.” Renji said as they raped Yumichika’s discarded hand. “Havin’ fun?”
He shuddered. “Disgusting freaks.”
“Hey, Renji. Trade you an eight for a two.”
“The fuck you think this is? Go Fish?” But switched the cards anyway.
Rangiku, of course, chose that time to step in. “Why, Captain! Are you hiding again?” Then asked in her best ‘let’s-piss-off-Captain’ voice (also called the baby-talk voice) “Has someone been teasing you again?”
Hitsugaya jabbed an accusing finger at her chest. “You two stay away from me.”
She giggled, obviously enjoying the charade far too much. “Poor Toshirou-kun! Let me hug ALL your troubles away!”
“No! Stop that!”
“Haha!” Ikkaku slapped his hand on the desk. “Low straight! Beat that!”
“You cheating bastard! Half that’s from Yumi’s hand and the other half’s from me! Like hell you win!”
“Feh! YOU weren’t stoppin’ me! Fuckin’ accessory’s what you are.”
“Matsumoto-dammit! Go away!”
“But Toshirou-kun! They just want to say hi!”
“Matsumoto-san! I’ll say hi to them!”
“Keigo, bastard! Don’t leave me with HIM!”
“And this problem? PLEASE help me with that? Pretty pretty please?”
Two people watched this from the doorway, afraid to set foot in the class. Eventually, Tatsuki turned to Ichigo and said, “Your new friends are completely insane.”
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