[challenge] 1 Sentence Challenge

[ajremix]

I am bored and I have over two hours before we close to store down. You know what this means? 1 Sentence Challenge time!

Rules are as normal. Give me a character/fandom + prompt and I'll write a line (or more) as I'm able to. As many people can prompt as many times as you want, but I'd like individuals to give me only one a piece, not five or whatever. I don't want to get overloaded by these.

CHALLENGE CLOSED ON ACCOUNT OF IT BEING SLEEPY TIME!

Comments

[idiosyn.livejournal.com]

(from Azure) Sideswipe + coffee

Ratchet could feel his urge to kill rising as he said, "No, Sideswipe, there is no energon equivalent of a caramel double vanilla triple shot espresso latte and if I find out you made it, I will fragging end you!"

[idiosyn.livejournal.com]

(from Azure) Sunstreaker + chains

It was like looking into the eyes of an animal, caged against its will, too savage to be let loose, too wild to be tamed and though he didn't test his bonds, he watched them with a snarl that thirsted for blood and they knew the moment he saw any sign of weakness, they were all dead.

[ladystarscream.livejournal.com]

do you write PJ?

if so G1 Prowl, Jazz, (smut if possible), prompt being ice cube.

Or Ironhide/coffee (either G1 or 2007 Movie, humorous)

[idiosyn.livejournal.com]

I don't know how to do smut in one-line, so I'll just go with completely random because the idea popped into my head and wouldn't go away.

The other 'bots didn't know if they should die laughing or start preparing Jazz's funeral as Prowl flailed madly around, trying to dislodge the ice cube that went down his chassis as the sabotuer said, "And that, my friends, is how you get a mech to dance."

[sakon76.livejournal.com]

Grimlock + bored?

[idiosyn.livejournal.com]

"Prowl, please alert all personell that, in the future, if Grimlock is ever bored again, do not leave him unsupervised in Wheeljack's lab."

[meallanmouse.livejournal.com]

Chance!Ravage, Fireflight (not pairing, gah) + cute overdose.

(...I think maybe I should not have done this. XD)

[idiosyn.livejournal.com]

I think you would be wrong to think that^^

Of all the mechs on the ship, with all the various talents and intellect and skills and the many ways Ravage could completely blow his cover, the only one onboard he actually feared was the big red jet that want to cuddle him because he was cute (because he absolutely wasn't, fraggit all!).

[drharper.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...

Metellus, Evelyn, protective. :D

[idiosyn.livejournal.com]

Haha, oh man- this'll be a challenge XD

Even though the lights normally didn't dim in Metellus, whenever Evelyn slept, the lights in her room went off and the temperature was carefully monitored and she knew, even as she drifted off, that she was being cared for.

[akisawana.livejournal.com]

Fireflight and nightmares.

[idiosyn.livejournal.com]

He didn't know whose arms it was that pulled him out of recharge and he really couldn't remember what it was that had his internals flushed and racing, but it wasn't until all four of his brothers were clustered around him, running soothing hands over his fuselage and wings that Fireflight felt safe again.

[newsy891.livejournal.com]

(Hi - followed the link from transficsation)

Wheeljack + distraction.

[idiosyn.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the keep-me-sane post!

Wheeljack was in the middle of mixing two components together when he heard Perceptor and Grapple talking about building a satellite to send microwave beams to gather energy from space and the next thing he knew, Wheeljack was on his back in the medbay.

[hellsangelcurse.livejournal.com]

Fireflight + Sandstorm, not so innocent

(Any chance I can convince you to give me a prequel/sequel to As long as I have you? I'm going into withdrawal from lack of this pairing *does her best impression of Fireflight'w puppy optics*)

[idiosyn.livejournal.com]

....man, I actually totally forgot about that. I could try? I don't know, I actually can't really remember what I had in mind for it earlier...

Warm hands stroked over his helmet and drew him to look into bright blue optics that said all the things Fireflight couldn't, 'It doesn't matter what you did in the past, all that matters is you're here with me now'.

[kyra-neko-rei.livejournal.com]

Air Raid and Optimus Prime; "prank"

[idiosyn.livejournal.com]

When Silverbolt asked if Air Raid had learned his lesson, obviously the right thing to say was not, "Next time I rig Optimus Prime's office with a waterballoon catapult, I shouldn't write 'Air Raid was here' on his wall."

Pls and thank you!

[splendidshadows.livejournal.com]

Ultra Magnus + your victim of choice: "No you didn't." ^^

Re: Pls and thank you!

[idiosyn.livejournal.com]

This probably wasn't what you had in mind, but it's the first thing that come up^^;;

Hot Rod looked up at Ultra Magnus in awe and wondered how the hell he could keep a straight face after that and said, "I can't believe you just said that."

[yamiyouka.livejournal.com]

Um.. Starscream + sparkling, s'il vous plait?

[idiosyn.livejournal.com]

For the record, I DO know what s'il vous plait means XD

Starscream looked at the little sparkling clinging to his wing and chirruping some nonsensical, backwater, hob-garbage language and told it, "You can 'silver play' somewhere else that's not attached to me!"

Are you still taking prompts?

[tiamat1972.livejournal.com]

Characters: Prowl and Sideswipe (implied smuttiness if possible. I love ambiguous. )

Prompt: oil slick

Re: Are you still taking prompts?

[idiosyn.livejournal.com]

I am, was just on the way home from work^^

Sideswipe didn't tell anyone, but the reason why he kept putting buckets of oil (or, really, any other slick, sticky fluid) over Prowl's door was because there was something about it dripping all over the officer that made it hot

[nkfloofiepoof]

I is made of fail D: If you're still taking, can I has Rumble + ocean? If not, no problem XD

[idiosyn.livejournal.com]

You're in luck! I've decided to keep this going until I go to bed. Or people stop prompting me. Keep in mind, it may be a little slow, future replies, because I'm prepping stuff for lunch tomorrow.

Rumble wouldn't actually go around admitting it to anyone, but he had to give his props to the relentless power behind oceans, rivers, the power of this little planet's water as it slowly carved its way through even the hardest of stones.

[(Anonymous)]

Cliffjumper commenting on Bluestreak and Fireflight's puppy eyes having a... "positive" affect on both sides.

BECAUSE you HAD to draw the fraggin' puppy eyes on those two, of all mechs! *head desk*


lonegamer7

[idiosyn.livejournal.com]

Cliffjumper didn't know if he wanted to beat his head to smithereens against something or laugh until his fuel cells seized up so, instead, he asked, "If all it took was Bluestreak and Fireflight giving Megs their little bumble-puppy look to get peacetalks going- why the frag didn't this happen before?"

[idiosyn.livejournal.com]

For my own reference (IDW 'verse):

The teens snickered under the chorus of 'Two Princes' as the Wrecker said thoughtfully, "You know, I wondered why Jazz kept calling me Spin Doctor..."