[drabble][Naruto, Team 6, PG] Just Don't Ask

[ajremix]

Title: Just Don’t Ask
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: Uh, PG?
Word Count: 100
Characters: Lee, Ten Ten and Neji
Summary: In which Lee needs to work on his storytelling



“…then it got stuck and it wouldn’t come out no matter how hard I pulled or jiggled and Sakura-san was bravely trying so hard not to cry but I told her it was okay if it hurt too much. Then, after taking a few breathes, I just slowly eased it out, working it bit by bit and I never saw anyone so relieved in my life-.”

Lee cut himself off as he registered Ten Ten’s beyond-horrified look and Neji stumbling away, mumbling something about ‘brain floss’.

“W-Wait, I still haven’t told you how we got the other three thorns out!”

Comments

[nkfloofiepoof]

*peeeeks in*

*waves "RO*Rock/Metal fluff plz" flags*

*killed by a rabid red-headed bunny*

[starry096.livejournal.com]

The funny thing is that I can actually imagine this happening. Great drabble! Very well-delivered! And in only 100 words too! XDXD

[idiosyn.livejournal.com]

*dies* I'll see what I can do. You'll have to remind how they act again^^;;

[nkfloofiepoof]

Get on AIM more than once a month, and I will! *bricked into a bloody pulp*

[http://users.livejournal.com/stolenkisses_/]

XD Team Gai makes the best crack, yes? Hilarious, in character and in 100 words! *worships*

[blue-leafy.livejournal.com]

Oh. He should have said that it was a thorn he was pulling out. That way, he would become a better story-teller. ^_^

His narrative...mislead people. (sweatdrop) It means you are successful in pulling off the desired reaction for this story.

[nkfloofiepoof]

Once upon a time, I requested this! Then I totally forgot about it because I'm moronic like that ♥

Metal - quiet, keeps to himself and usually avoids being around people unless he has to because most people are hostile toward him because he's a bunny freak. He hates people and is usually pissy around them because of that. Pretty much stays broke because most people don't want to be around him long enough for him to sell anything to make money, so he lives in a rotting, abandoned wagon on the outskirts of Geffen ♥

Rock - pretty much open to interpretation. The only concrete things about him are (1) he likes to help people and (2) he's one of the select few people (like, 3 total) who's ever been decent to Metal and looked past his ears

And while I'm here, what do you want for your birthday, woman?! It's, like, only a month away! *bricked*