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Title: Of Rumors and Dangos
Fandom: Bleach
Rating: G
Word Count: 429
Characters: Madarame with Yumichika, Yachiru and Zaraki tossed on the side
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frogdance. Madarame meets the new vice-captain. And she gets a taste for bald heads XD
Madarame scowled and Yumichika bounced lightly beside him, giggling the entire way (the fruit that he was, Madarame thought).
“So Zaraki-taichou is having you escort the new vice-captain?” Yumichika asked.
“Yeah.” Came the grumbling reply. Ever since their last vice-captain was killed Madarame had trained and progressed, trying in vain to gain recognition and promotion. And, despite the commendations he got, from his captain he got overlooked (again) instead.
“And you don’t know anything about them?”
“Only that she’s a female and used to travel with the captain.”
Yumichika’s eyes glittered brightly. “Then you don’t know how tough she is.”
“Bah.”
“She put two dozen people in the hospital at the Academy.”
Madarame stopped. “For what?”
“Busted their kneecaps I heard.”
“What?”
“She’s also known for biting off the ears of people who bully her.”
“Their ears?”
“And she eats babies.”
Madarame suddenly felt a little apprehensive (read: scared out of his mind) about meeting this new vice-captain. The two stopped outside a room in which this monster woman was waiting. Yumichika giggled again and patted Madarame’s shoulder. He was too busy calculating his gory fate to wince. “Good luck!” Yumichika said, flitting off.
Madarame took a breath and slid back the door.
“Hi!”
He looked down.
“Uh.”
“I’m Yachiru! I’m the new vice-captain of the 11th Division!”
“Um….” Madarame continued to look at the tiny, cheery girl somewhere in the vicinity of his knees.
“You’re Madarame, aren’t you? Ken-chan told me you’d come!”
“You can’t eat babies!” Madarame suddenly blurted out. “You /are/ a baby!”
She blinked adorably. “Eat babies?”
“And how are you supposed to bite off the ears of bullies?”
“I cry if they hurt my feelings.” Yachiru said helpfully.
“And the two dozen people whose kneecaps you’ve busted?”
She frowned. “I only bit maybe five ankles.”
Madarame put a hand to his head and groaned. Someone was going to die and their name started with ‘Yumichika’. He suddenly noticed the odd way Yachiru was looking at him. “What?” He asked, unnerved.
“Your head!” Yachiru chirped. “It looks like a dango, glazed and everything!”
“Uh….” He was speechless. “Thanks?”
“It’s my favorite food. I haven’t eaten in a while.” She told him.
“Oh.”
~*~*~*~
“Sir.”
Zaraki looked up and his frown was still permanent. If he was surprised he didn’t show it. “Good job.” He said simply. “Yachiru.”
“Mm?” The girl mumbled.
“He’s not food.” Zaraki told her, lifting her away from the third rank.”
“Thank you, Captain.” Madarame said as calmly as possible and, with keeping a straight face, wiped the saliva off his head.
Title: Of Rumors and Dangos
Fandom: Bleach
Rating: G
Word Count: 429
Characters: Madarame with Yumichika, Yachiru and Zaraki tossed on the side
Summary: For the second
kurosaki_clinic Fan Challenge. Requested by frogdance. Madarame meets the new vice-captain. And she gets a taste for bald heads XDMadarame scowled and Yumichika bounced lightly beside him, giggling the entire way (the fruit that he was, Madarame thought).
“So Zaraki-taichou is having you escort the new vice-captain?” Yumichika asked.
“Yeah.” Came the grumbling reply. Ever since their last vice-captain was killed Madarame had trained and progressed, trying in vain to gain recognition and promotion. And, despite the commendations he got, from his captain he got overlooked (again) instead.
“And you don’t know anything about them?”
“Only that she’s a female and used to travel with the captain.”
Yumichika’s eyes glittered brightly. “Then you don’t know how tough she is.”
“Bah.”
“She put two dozen people in the hospital at the Academy.”
Madarame stopped. “For what?”
“Busted their kneecaps I heard.”
“What?”
“She’s also known for biting off the ears of people who bully her.”
“Their ears?”
“And she eats babies.”
Madarame suddenly felt a little apprehensive (read: scared out of his mind) about meeting this new vice-captain. The two stopped outside a room in which this monster woman was waiting. Yumichika giggled again and patted Madarame’s shoulder. He was too busy calculating his gory fate to wince. “Good luck!” Yumichika said, flitting off.
Madarame took a breath and slid back the door.
“Hi!”
He looked down.
“Uh.”
“I’m Yachiru! I’m the new vice-captain of the 11th Division!”
“Um….” Madarame continued to look at the tiny, cheery girl somewhere in the vicinity of his knees.
“You’re Madarame, aren’t you? Ken-chan told me you’d come!”
“You can’t eat babies!” Madarame suddenly blurted out. “You /are/ a baby!”
She blinked adorably. “Eat babies?”
“And how are you supposed to bite off the ears of bullies?”
“I cry if they hurt my feelings.” Yachiru said helpfully.
“And the two dozen people whose kneecaps you’ve busted?”
She frowned. “I only bit maybe five ankles.”
Madarame put a hand to his head and groaned. Someone was going to die and their name started with ‘Yumichika’. He suddenly noticed the odd way Yachiru was looking at him. “What?” He asked, unnerved.
“Your head!” Yachiru chirped. “It looks like a dango, glazed and everything!”
“Uh….” He was speechless. “Thanks?”
“It’s my favorite food. I haven’t eaten in a while.” She told him.
“Oh.”
~*~*~*~
“Sir.”
Zaraki looked up and his frown was still permanent. If he was surprised he didn’t show it. “Good job.” He said simply. “Yachiru.”
“Mm?” The girl mumbled.
“He’s not food.” Zaraki told her, lifting her away from the third rank.”
“Thank you, Captain.” Madarame said as calmly as possible and, with keeping a straight face, wiped the saliva off his head.
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Date: 2005-09-27 12:42 am (UTC)