[fic][DCU, Len, Mark, PG-13] Piss and Vinegar

Fun fact: there was an event called Sins of Youth in which almost all DC heroes got their ages switched around and, for reasons(?), Klarion (bumbumbum) the Witch Boy decided to de-age various villains to fight them, one of which was Cold. Bonus fact: the age switching temporarily stripped Kon/Superboy of his powers which in turn led to Mick working for Cadmus up until the Our Worlds at War event.

Title: Piss and Vinegar
Fandom: DCU
Rating: PG-13 for excessive swearing and technical underage drinking
Word Count: 1332
Characters: Len, Mark, briefly McCulloch
Summary: Right before the end of Sins of Youth. Mark gets to deal with Kid Cold.

( 'Your- your voice! Oh god, have your balls even dropped?' )