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Title: Pretty Magic Superhero Booster Gold
Fandom: DCU
Rating: G
Word Count: 451
Characters: Ted, Booster
In Response to: [livejournal.com profile] poisonivory
Summary: This thread is pretty much all the context you need.




“Ted! TedTedTed- you gotta check this out!” Booster cried, skidding to a stop by Ted’s seat, papers flapping in his hand. “I’ve got a tv show!” Before Ted could even reply, the papers were shoved under his nose. “Look! Conception art!”

What art?” Pulling the papers from Booster’s hand and flipping through them, Ted rolled his eyes. “Concept art, Booster. It’s called concept art.”

“Same thing.”

“It’s really not.” He looked through the first few pages of designs again, and then again. “Did they not do your design yet?”

“Of course they did mine! I’m the main character!”

“All I see is some half-starved girl in a mini-skirt.”

“That’s me!”

Ted raised an eyebrow. “So it’s a show about you being a transvestite?”

“What- no!” Booster whapped his hand against Ted’s ear. “Can’t you recognize Japanese words? It’s a Japanese show. And what’s big over there? Magical girls!” At Ted’s blank look, Booster jabbed at the concept art. “No, it’s awesome! They turned Skeets into a house cat that turns into a flying horse!”

“He turns from a cat to a horse? What the hell?”

“Not the weirdest thing to come out of Japan. This is the country that made a killing on kids enslaving creatures for gladiator games, remember?” Booster jabbed at the papers again. “They even made a character for you!”

Sure enough, there was another character, just as tall and impossibly anorexic, dressed in a fancy blue suit that looked more like formal wear than something to fight in. Ted thought his character looked rather pretty. He wasn’t sure how he felt about that.

Booster leaned over the back of Ted’s chair eagerly. “See, our characters are best friends in their civilian identities, but they don’t know that the other is a superhero so all sorts of misunderstandings and hijinks happen because of it. And you get a magical fairy for a sidekick!”

“Booster,” Ted said slowly, looking over jotted notes on the character sheet, “did you read what they actually have planned for our characters?”

“How should I know? It’s not like I read Japanese. Not like you do, either.”

“I have a Japanese branch, based in Japan, run by Japanese people. I know enough to get by.” He handed the papers back. “They plan on having our characters fall in love.”

“With who?”

“Each other.”

Slowly, Booster blinked down at his friend, taking the papers. “Huh.” He looked at the designs again. “Well, I think it’s a romantic plot twist, don’t you?”

Ted just looked at him. “Sometimes I really don’t get you.” He stood and walked out, shaking his head.

“Since you didn’t say no,” Booster called after him, “I’m gonna tell ‘em it’s okay!”

Date: 2010-02-23 11:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dinahqueen.livejournal.com
This! Just. BWAHAHAHA XD

Date: 2010-02-23 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xturncoatxiii.livejournal.com
I like how excited Booster is to have a magical girl anime in his name. XD

Not the weirdest thing to come out of Japan.

BOOSTER IS SO WISE

Date: 2010-02-23 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joasakura.livejournal.com
mwahahah. Awesome :D This was awesome.

Date: 2010-02-23 09:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sugarsurge.livejournal.com
ASHASGAJ

I lol'd so hard.

Date: 2010-02-24 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] idiosyn.livejournal.com
When he sees the actual show, Booster will be jealous he doesn't have adorable magic super powers XD

Date: 2010-02-24 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xturncoatxiii.livejournal.com
also he will immediately run out/onto Ebay and buy a school uniform for Ted

and get punched in the face

it will be awesome

Date: 2010-02-24 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] idiosyn.livejournal.com
And Booster will get one for himself along with a wig and whatever other accessories his magical girl character has and Ted will be horrified because a grown man cannot pull off that level of cute but damn if Booster doesn't have the legs for a skirt.

Date: 2010-02-24 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xturncoatxiii.livejournal.com
and Booster already comes with all the sparkles necessary for a mahou shoujo manga!

Ted's will be one of those hilarious middle school boys' uniforms

with the little shorts

Ted wants to die

again

Date: 2010-02-24 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] idiosyn.livejournal.com
Booster would make sure there's a 'TED'S CHARACTER ABSOLUTELY CANNOT DIE' clause in there before he agreed to the show XD

Date: 2010-02-25 06:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clayin.livejournal.com
XDDDDD Skeets the pony-cat! Magical Boostle!

Date: 2010-02-26 02:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iesika.livejournal.com
WAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, I laughed so hard at this. And then I moved my Booster and Beetle figures over into the midst of my roomie's Sailor Moon figures.

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