"There was a human girl and a cat in here! I swear it!"
"Red Alert, there is no way anything could have gotten into your security room without anyone noticing. Not even the cassettes have managed to get inside there."
"I'm telling you! I turned around and they were there!"
"There are no kids or animals inside the Ark."
"But they were there!"
"They were not. You just overworked yourself. Again."
"They were! A little girl and a cat with gloves!"
"......."
"They were standing right. There!"
"Of course, Red Alert. You just calm down with First Aid and we'll take a look for this girl and her very fashionable cat."
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Date: 2008-12-03 07:42 am (UTC)"Red Alert, there is no way anything could have gotten into your security room without anyone noticing. Not even the cassettes have managed to get inside there."
"I'm telling you! I turned around and they were there!"
"There are no kids or animals inside the Ark."
"But they were there!"
"They were not. You just overworked yourself. Again."
"They were! A little girl and a cat with gloves!"
"......."
"They were standing right. There!"
"Of course, Red Alert. You just calm down with First Aid and we'll take a look for this girl and her very fashionable cat."
"Don't patronize me!"